But that was months ago and WWE’s created a fresh slate
since. So I have a new batch of ideas to suggest for WrestleMania 31. The aim
of this article is to record them. I’d tried to do it briefly but, well, it
didn’t really work out.
I’ll start with some scene- and tone-setting. Firstly, I’ve
assumed that The Rock won’t end up wrestling at the show this year. I’d like to
make this as realistic as possible and that seemed the best way to go. Secondly,
I’ve written this as if I would be continuing to run the company after ‘Mania
31. As such there are elements to it that are designed to set things up for the
future that won’t really be detailed much here. There’s no way around this,
it’s just the way I think about wrestling. It’s also resulted in several story
points revolving around wins and losses. That’s a rarity with the current WWE
product (outside of NXT) but it’s something I’d want to do more of. I’d phase
it in gradually and that’s reflected here.
So, let’s start with the Royal Rumble card, which is
already nicely laid out. Three undercard tag matches, a triple threat world
title match, and the Rumble itself. I’d open the show with The Ascension
squashing the Outlaws, then have Natalya and Paige lose to the Bellas via some
sort of Tyson Kidd flavoured misunderstanding, and then have The Miz and Mizdow
lose in their quest to regain the doubles gold. The last would happen after
Mizdow mimicked Miz instead of tagging into the match, a decision which would
result in Miz getting pinned. ‘The Awesome One’ would shout at Mizdow
afterwards and Mizdow would mimic the shouting.
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The triple threat match, going on before the Rumble,
would be won by… Brock Lesnar. No finishing sequence leaps out at me but I’d
want Cena taking the loss. Not that he needs it but he could be protected by
taking a Curb Stomp and then an F5, ‘The Pain’ wiping out Rollins with a German
suplex after he’s Curb Stomped Cena.
A cash-in would be attempted by Rollins. It would be
thwarted by Heyman grabbing Rollins’s leg and Lesnar F5ing him. The bell would
not ring so it wouldn’t be an official use of the magic briefcase. Them’s the
rules.
I’d end the show with the Rumble match because, as I’ve
written before, I think it takes a really, really
special championship match to follow the Rumble. WWE disagrees with this, as
evidenced by the 2006 show being headlined by Kurt Angle versus Mark Henry. Yeah,
Mark Henry main evented a Royal
Rumble in a singles match.
I’ve fantasy booked several WrestleManias now and I’m
convinced I’ve never come up with a half decent Rumble. For that reason I won’t
go on too long about this one. Bray Wyatt would start the match at number one,
because he’s a big name who’d get a good pop and it would allow for his full
entrance. Rusev would enter somewhere in the first ten numbers, immediately
eliminate several people, and get the longest lasting gong.
Roman Reigns would enter at fifteen. That’s a big name at
the mid-way point and the bodies would have built up enough after Rusev’s
clean-up for him to have a few people to immediately lob out. Reigns would be
close to eliminating ‘The Bulgarian Brute’ when Big Show would enter at number sixteen.
Show would “save” Rusev (by which I mean attack Reigns) only to be eliminated
by Reigns single-handed. I’m not saying Reigns would pull a Cesaro and scoop
slam Show out, but he’d get him over the top rope and he’d do it alone. Sheamus
and Randy Orton would enter at indeterminate points dependent on when big names
were required and Adrian Neville would make his main roster debut sometime
during the match.
The only elimination spot I’d like to mention is one
featuring Damien Mizdow and The Miz. ‘The A-Lister’ would be thrown out (it
doesn’t matter who by, it could be a comedic figure getting an “upset”
elimination or it could be someone being really efficient like Reigns or Rusev)
and look shocked. Mizdow would still be in the match and see that his boss had
been tossed out. Miz would leap to the apron and demand Mizdow mimic the
elimination. There would be a moment’s pause where it’s clear that Mizdow’s
torn between staying in the Rumble and trying to win and doing what his paymaster
says. He’d briefly look reluctant then take a bump over the top rope to leave
the match. He and Miz would leave together, Mizdow firmly back in character.
Daniel Bryan would enter at twenty-one. That would keep
people waiting for him (and looking forward to Bryan’s entrance is going to be
a theme of this year’s Rumble in actuality) but it would also get him in early
enough that his popularity could buoy the match along outside of the closing
moments. Because, yes, I’d have Bryan there in the closing moments. The match
would come down to him and Big Roman (the other two members of the final four
being Randy Orton and Dolph Ziggler). They’d have a babyface versus babyface
exchange with Bryan hitting the running knee after a few minutes, wobbling
Reigns enough to eliminate him. The show would end with Bryan celebrating,
Maggle Cole going crazy, and Reigns (briefly shown) slumped against a crowd
barricade with his head in his hands.
There are several things I’d want to accomplish on the
following evening’s RAW. I have no idea what order they’d happen in so this is
a stream of consciousness coming up. The Authority would announce that Rollins
would get another shot at the WWE championship in the main event of Fast Lane.
The reason? He’d come close to pinning Cena the night before and his cash-in
attempt had been unfairly thwarted. They’re heels, so they can be openly
biased.
After the announcement Orton would rush the ring to try
and get his hands on Rollins but would be attacked by Big Show, Kane and
J&J Security. Rollins would escape unscathed. This would happen a few more
times before Fast Lane, with Rollins always just managing to escape before
Orton gets to him.
The Wyatt Family would reform. I don’t think they ever
should have split. Luke Harper’s been given more to do than I thought he would
but Erick Rowan has faltered (and no, a fake firing storyline doesn’t count for
anything). I think both are better off affiliated with Wyatt. There’s nothing
to say that Harper can’t be treated with more autonomy while still being
someone’s henchman. They’d reform in Sheamus’s RAW return match. Across the
following month Wyatt would talk about cleansing the world of the greatest evil
there is and Harper would talk about wanting to play with toys. Wyatt wouldn’t
wrestle, but both Harper and Rowan would have matches against Sheamus and
Harper would begin targeting Dean Ambrose, interfering in matches, mentioning
him in promos and so forth. Harper would want to make Ambrose his “toy.” These
two feuds would (obviously) dovetail at Fast Lane.
Rusev (via Lana) would announce that he’d grown weary of
being the greatest thing to hit America since sliced bread and give Fast Lane
as the date he’d retire the United States championship. We’d throw in something
about the US not deserving a champion of Rusev’s capable too. A string of
American wrestlers would take issue with this across the next month of TV,
providing a reason for Rusev to have a few more-spirited-than-usual title
defences against a range of faces and heels. All would fall to the might of the
Accolade or a brainbuster, a new finisher.
Cena would do nothing of interest between Rumble and Fast
Lane. But because he’s John Cena I feel I have to address what he’s doing even
if it’s nothing. The night after the Rumble he’d talk about refocusing and
having the best ‘Mania season possible so that he’s considered first in line
for a title shot after the WM31. Then he’d just wrestle some lads until Fast
Lane.
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Adrian Neville would wrestle matches against lower card
guys on RAW, SmackDown and Main Event. He’d get long enough to have good matches
and encourage people to get behind him. The idea would be to draw audiences
into his performances and make audiences feel they’re seeing a major new star. His
first loss would come at the hands of Cesaro on the February 19 SmackDown.
After the match Cesaro would shake hands with Neville and nod, as though he’d
noticed something in the plucky youngster.
The January 26 RAW would see Dolph Ziggler and Bad News
Barrett agree to wrestle for Barrett’s IC title at Fast Lane. The next month
would see them trying to one-up one another. They’d face the same opponents
each week, one on RAW and one on SmackDown, and always win. They’d be presented
as being evenly matched. This would also, hopefully, help to erase the stigma
that the IC champ loses non-title matches all the time.
Damien Mizdow and The Miz would continue working as a tag
team. They’d win some matches and lose some matches. Miz would berate Mizdow
for every loss and hog the spotlight for every victory, nor matter who had
taken or made the pin. The plot would see Mizdow gradually getting more
irritated with Miz’s posturing and spotlight-seeking. Miz would remain
oblivious to this.
Finally, the January 26 RAW would feature Daniel Bryan
celebrating his Royal Rumble victory and being interrupted by Roman Reigns.
This would be a tough segment to get right. I’d want Reigns to come across as a
babyface but with a hint of whining to his character. It would be implied that
he felt it should be him headlining WrestleMania, showing signs that he’s begun
to believe in his own hype with regards to being WWE’s next top guy. He would
be told to state that the Rumble “could have gone either way” at the end.
D-Bry would be the all-round nice guy with a fighter’s
spirit he’s usually presented as and tell Reigns that he’d be willing to face
him again. He’d offer Reigns a match at Fast Lane. Reigns would ask for it to
be for the number one contendership. There would be no pause from Bryan: he’d
agree instantly. Because that’s the heart of a champion, right there. They’d
shake on it and Reigns would leave.
After a commercial break we’d be shown shots of Reigns
heading backstage, gathering up his stuff and exiting the building. He wouldn’t
appear in-ring for the next month. Instead we’d be treated to weekly updates of
him working out, beasting masked jobbers in a private ring, jogging through
woods, and other assorted training montage activities. Bryan would stay on TV,
facing anyone and everyone, and beating them really quickly. Because he’s
willing to turn up to arenas to see the fans and he’s hyper-competent when it
comes to winning.
Fast Lane would open with the Dust Brothers v Miz and
Mizdow. The Dusts would win the match and Miz would flip out afterwards. He’d
attack Mizdow and storm backstage. Mizdow would be helped to the back by
officials. The attack is the only reason this match would be happening. I don’t
really like that but I’d only be able to get rid of so many silly tropes in the
first few months. Meaningless PPV matches would have to stay for a bit.
After that Orton would run the gauntlet against, in order
of entry, Jamie Noble, Joey Mercury, Kane and Big Show. In storyline terms this
match would exist to punish Orty. In real terms it would exist to re-establish
him as a big deal who wins. He’d eliminate Noble within thirty seconds, do the
same with Mercury, drop Kane within two minutes, and then finish off Show with
a single RKO after he’d entered the ring. It would be quick and explosive. The
goal would be to make Orton look exciting.
Sheamus and Ambrose would defeat Harper and Rowan with
Bray at ringside. After the match ‘The Eater of Worlds’ would attack the faces
with a chair. Rowan would then hold down Sheamus (after checking that they
don’t have some sort of matter and anti-matter deal due to them basically being
exact opposites) and Harper would hold down Ambrose with Wyatt again talking
about destroying the greatest evil… ending with him challenging The Undertaker
to return and face him at WrestleMania.
Rusev’s US championship retirement ceremony would follow
that. It would be interrupted, of course, by John Cena. I’d want him to cut a
spirited promo decrying Rusev’s attitude but putting him over as a great talent
who could go far in WWE and become a world champion. I wouldn’t want silly
jokes or anything belittling Rusev or Lana. Whether this could be achieved is
questionable, but let’s assumed it’d be managed.
Rusev (via Lana) would come back about America being wasteful
(or something) before moving on to the more pertinent point that Cena, despite
his nationality, is amongst the most accomplished WWE stars ever. Lana would
challenge him to face Rusev at WrestleMania. Cena would accept. The ceremony
would end with Cena and Rusev going face-to-face, but not fighting. For the record a bloke dressed in a drab suit would
be there to be handed the United States championship. He would be referred to
as a representative of Russia’s government.
After a Divas match, Paige defeating Brie Bella to earn
herself a title match with Nikki at WM31, we’d get Barrett v Ziggler for the IC
title. They’d be given fifteen minutes and encouragement to try and steal the
show. The finish would see Bad News sidestep a super kick and Bullhammer
Ziggler in the back of the head.
Bryan and Reigns would take the semi-main event spot.
They’d get somewhere in the region of ten minutes, because Reigns is better in
smaller doses but anything less than ten minutes wouldn’t seem substantial
enough. The opening moments would see Reigns throw Bryan over the top rope to
the floor, nodding to himself afterwards. Obviously the point of this would be
Reigns “proving” he could have thrown Bryan out of the Rumble and won the thing
as he’d claimed. The finish of the match would see Reigns give Bryan a Superman
punch and then ready himself for a spear. Bryan would stagger to his feet and
then turn the spear into a small package (or similar pinning predicament) for
the three.
After the match Reigns would sit in the ring looking
dumbfounded. Bryan would celebrate on the turnbuckles. A handshake would be
offered to Reigns by D-Bry but Reigns would just get up and walk to the back.
At this point I’d want there to be heavy boos for Reigns.
The main event would be an Attitude Era special. It would
be announced as being no DQ just before starting and would feature interference
from J&J, Kane, and Big Show. Orton would run out in the early going but be
wiped out by The Authority lads and hit with a Curb Stomp by Rollins to
eliminate him from proceedings. Lesnar would essentially be the lone wolf
babyface. He’d whittle away all the Authority goons and just be left with
Rollins. Even with no assistance Rollins would be shown to be capable against ‘The
Pain’, using his speed to survive. Eventually Triple H would appear and get Brock’s
attention by grabbing Heyman (because everyone loves it when Heyman is
presented as the monster’s sole weakness, right?). That would allow Rollins to
use a chair and then get in a Curb Stomp.
At that point the lights would immediately cut out,
coming back on a few seconds later to reveal Sting in the middle of the ring.
He’d Scorpion Death Drop Rollins, spurring ‘The Game’ to get into the ring. He
and Sting would trade some punches before a recovered Lesnar wiped out Triple H
with an F5. He’d then stare down ‘The Stinger’ and grab him for an F5. Rollins
would try to Curb Stomp Lesnar immediately after he’d given Sting the move but
Lesnar would block or dodge it and get another F5, this one on Rollins, for the
three.
The following night’s RAW would have the classic opening:
a heel promo. Triple H would say he’s tired of Sting interfering in his
business and challenge him to a match at WrestleMania. Rollins (who, let’s not
forget, would still have the magic briefcase) would say it’s the fault of Sting
and Randy Orton that he didn’t beat Lesnar. Trips would announce Rollins v
Orton for WrestleMania.
Ziggler and Barrett would have a non-title rematch from
the night before. It could be explained as The Authority being impressed with
Ziggler’s performance the previous evening or as Ziggler having challenged
Barrett to a non-title bout. The important thing is that they’d wrestle. They
would again get fifteen minutes but there would be no clean finish this time.
Instead Roman Reigns’ music would play and he’d march to the ring, now down the
aisle instead of through the crowd. He’d be so
over crowd entrances. He’d be all about looking moody in the aisle at this
point.
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Ziggler and Barrett would continue their match,
unaffected by the music playing (because this is a good time to drop the
wrestlers-being-distracted-by-music-they-hear-playing-all-the-time scenario).
Reigns would get into the ring. Barrett would put Ziggler between himself and
Reigns and Reigns would attack Ziggler. Barrett would leave and Reigns would
maul Ziggler with power moves and a Superman punch. Reigns doesn’t really use
many power moves now. That would need to change and he’d need some in his
arsenal by this point. This would be part of that process. Reigns would leave
without saying anything. Ziggler would be helped backstage during the break,
shown exclusively on the WWE App!
A Sami Zayn vignette would also air for the first time.
It would announce him as “coming soon.” The following weeks would reveal Zayn
would debut on the March 30 RAW, the night after WrestleMania.
The final things of note for the February 23 RAW would
concern Rusev and John Cena. Rusev would cut the main eventer treatment and
come to the ring for a promo. He (via Lana) would talk about everything he’d
accomplished over the last year and everything Cena has accomplished in his
decade-plus. Lana would promise that Rusev would defeat Cena at WrestleMania,
go on to capture the WWE championship, and make 2015 his year.
Cena would get a promo spot of his own in which he’d
again put over Rusev’s ability but put down his attitude. Maybe he could tie
this in with his “hustle, loyalty, respect” and “rise above hate” mantras.
Because that’s what the kids love, am I right? He’d also say he needs to beat
Rusev in order to justify his position at the top of WWE. Though in a more
colourful, Cena-esque manner.
The following weeks would see Orton continuing to try and
get his hands on Rollins, always just coming up short. Rollins’s excuse for
ducking out of these confrontations would be that he doesn’t want to make Orton
look good until ‘Mania. Orton would get closer and closer to getting his hands on
Rollins but he’d never quite manage it. They’d go into the show without Orton getting
in any offence on Rollins. I’d want people desperate to see Rollins take a
pasting.
On the March 2 RAW (or maybe the March 5 SmackDown) Adrian
Neville would be mocked by Bad News Barrett for not having beaten any upper
mid-card names. Neville’s response would be to challenge Barrett to a title
match. Barrett would offer him a non-title match on the March 9 RAW, which Nev
would accept and win. That win would be used to set up an Intercontinental
title match between Barrett and Neville at WrestleMania, with Neville continuing
to rack up wins beforehand.
Sheamus and Rowan would head off into their own feud, as
would Ambrose and Harper. Wyatt’s challenge would be accepted, in person, on
the March 2 RAW, with ‘The Dead Man’ appearing in person at the top of the ramp
to tell Wyatt he’d see him at ‘Mania. He’d return on the March 23 RAW to go
face-to-face with ‘The Man of 1,000 Truths’. They’d fight, Bray throwing the
first punch and ‘Taker getting the best of the exchange, ending it with a choke
slam.
Reigns would not be seen until the March 9 RAW after attacking
Ziggler on the post-Fast Lane show. Upon his return he’d cut a promo designed
to give him a discernible character with understandable motivations. He’d say
he’d like to be able to apologise to what he did to Dolph Ziggler. He’d like to
but he couldn’t. He’d lay into Ziggler for being like Daniel Bryan, a guy who
thinks just because they get talked about on the internet they should be on top
of WWE. Basically I’d want Reigns to become the embodiment of WWE’s
anti-internet view. He’d argue that he should be on top, should have won the
Rumble, should main event WrestleMania, should get a WWE title match because
he’s obviously the next breakout star, not Bryan or Ziggler or anyone else.
Ziggler would return four nights later on SmackDown. He’d
wrestle a match and also challenge Reigns to a ‘Mania match. This would be
accepted in the following weeks and Reigns would tell Ziggler he’ll pulverize
him because he no longer cares about being nice. Mean ol’ Reigns, eh?
Cena and Rusev would each record videos that could be
played weekly on RAW and SmackDown in which they’d discuss why they’d want to
beat each other and put over their own accomplishments. The idea for the Cena v
Rusev match would be to have Cena taking Rusev dead seriously and wanting to
beat him not only for national pride but because he wants to be the first man
to say he pinned Rusev. ‘The Super Athlete’ would obviously want to beat Cena
for the immense bragging rights.
They’d confront one another for the second time on the
March 23 RAW. Rusev would stoically promise to defeat Cena at WrestleMania.
Cena’s calm façade would slip slightly and we’d get him looking slightly
worried in the face of an opponent who doesn’t seem intimidated by his status.
Angrily Cena would say he doesn’t just want to beat Rusev for all the reasons
he’s given until that point, he also wants to beat him to teach him some
humility. Cena would try to provoke Rusev. Rusev would remain calm, telling
Cena (via Lana) he’d see him at ‘Mania, and leave.
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Triple H would continue to call out Sting for a ‘Mania
match. Sting would appear on the big screen on the March 16 RAW and say the
words “I accept.” The following week, the pre-‘Mania episode, he’d appear in
the ring to even the odds in a show-closing brawl pitting Brock Lesnar, Seth
Rollins, Triple H and the lackeys against Daniel Bryan and Randy Orton.
Why would Lesnar be sharing a ring with The Authority
after they’d tried to rob him of the title at Fast Lane? Glad you asked! The
March 9 RAW would feature Lesnar and Heyman (mostly the latter) putting over
Rollins as a tough, talented guy who took Brock to the limit and is undoubtedly
the future of the company. They would profess that they have nothing but
respect for him but urge him not to do anything foolish with his briefcase.
That would segue them to the topic of Daniel Bryan. Heyman would bring up
Bryan’s shaky medical history and urge him
not to do anything foolish, like compete in a match with a wrecking machine
like Brock Lesnar.
Bryan would join them in the ring and say he respects
Heyman and Lesnar but that he doesn’t fear them. He’d be willing to go through
‘The Beast’ to regain the championship he never lost. I’d want him to mention
the history of the title since SummerSlam 2013, how Bryan defeated Cena to win
the championship and never lost it fairly in the middle of the ring, always
being stripped or screwed out of it instead. Probably the most important thing
with this would be emphasising that Lesnar beat the same man Bryan did, Cena,
to become the champion, but that he never beat Bryan. Bryan v Lesnar would need
to have a sports vibe to it. It fits with the characters of both men and the
match they’d likely have.
Lesnar’s response would be something short and sweet, but
more substantial than his usual dinosaur-like wailings. A simple “At
WrestleMania, I’m going to eat you up and spit you out. You’re nothing” would
fit well enough with Lesnar’s character and establish that Lesnar doesn’t see
D-Bry as a threat.
Lesnar wouldn’t appear again until that show-closing
brawl segment on the March 23 RAW. The rumours of his imminent departure could
be subtly acknowledged by Tripper and not-so-subtly acknowledged by Maggle
Cole. Trips would casually write off Bryan’s chances and make a remark about
vacating the title should the need arise. Bryan would come out to remind The
Authority how writing him off worked out at WrestleMania XXX. Rollins would
pipe up about “Plan B” in response to Bryan and Heyman would tell Bryan that he
wouldn’t be able to overcome Lesnar, let alone Lesnar and then Rollins. Lesnar
would look irked at Heyman for this comment. Then Orton would come out to round
things out, mentioning that once he’s done with Rollins he’ll be going after
the championship too. Lesnar would attack Bryan and Rollins would join in,
triggering Orton dashing to the ring only to be cut off by the various
Authority henchmen. They’d be cleared out but Rollins, Lesnar and Triple H
would overwhelm Orton and Bryan before Sting appearing to make the save.
That would (finally) lead us into WrestleMania 31. The
pre-show would open with Sheamus defeating Erick Rowan then feature a four-way tag
title match, the Usos defending against The Ascension, the Dust Brothers and the
Masters of the Universe. The MOTU would win. I’ve not really touched on the tag
scene much because I’ve only concentrated on sketching out the feuds I’d be
building for WrestleMania. I’d have tried to make it more prevalent and
meaningful on TV. Cesaro and Kidd would get the tag straps because they’re a
good team and because it would be a surprise for the crowd. I’d have made it a
point to build them as stars in the division.
Miz and Mizdow would close the pre-show. Mizdow would get
the victory. I think this would be Miz’s first loss at a WrestleMania. Yeah,
I’d end a streak. Deal with it.
I’ll rattle through the card in the order I’d book it.
Orton v Rollins would open the show and Orton would beat ‘The Future’ clean in
the centre of the ring with the RKO. Second would be the Intercontinental title
match, Adrian Neville defeating Bad News Barrett with the Red Arrow to win gold
in his ‘Mania debut.
Reigns v Ziggler would follow. The match would be
relatively short and set out to make Reigns look like a dominating beast and
Ziggler to look like a man who doesn’t give up. Reigns would win after a
sequence of power moves (established across the previous two months) and the
Superman punch. That would be followed by Dean Ambrose defeating Luke Harper.
Rusev v Cena would be match number five. I think twelve
minutes is a decent amount of time for this. It allows them time to milk the
atmosphere and put on a good match but also ensures they wouldn’t overstay
their welcome. Cena would come close to powering out of the Accolade but
wouldn’t quite manage to do it. He’d
make it to the ropes instead. Rusev would strike him with some kicks and a
brainbuster to win the match via pinfall.
Wyatt and The Undertaker would follow. With no Streak to
be concerned with the match could go to either of them. Ultimately I think it
would be better if Undertaker won, so that he was coming off a win for
WrestleMania 32. That’s expected to be his retirement match so it makes sense
for him to look as good as possible so that a fresh face could be given a win
over him and have it mean more.
Paige defeating Nikki Bella would have a story behind it
but that’s not included here in an attempt to keep this article close to a
readable length. Sting v Triple H would go on last. I could see arguments for
both guys winning the match. As it wouldn’t really have any long term effects
I’d decide nearer the time who’d win. I’d lean towards Sting though, because it
would very probably be his one WrestleMania appearance and his inexplicable
popularity means a win is probably the right call. When in doubt, put the face
over.
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| Best possible ending. |
The main event would see Daniel Bryan defeat Brock Lesnar
for the WWE world championship. I mean, how could it not? It’s too obvious a
story what with the size difference and Bryan’s comeback and Lesnar leaving.
It’s the only result the match could have. Afterwards Seth Rollins would appear
and cash-in his Money in the Bank contract. Heyman, still at ringside from
Lesnar v Bryan, would trip Bryan as he went for the running knee, with Rollins
Curb Stomping him and pinning him for the title straight afterwards. Lesnar
would shout at Heyman from the ring, Heyman warbling back that it was just
business. Rollins would smack Lesnar with the championship belt, Curb Stomp him
on it and then pose in the ring. Heyman would join him after a minute or two.
WrestleMania would close with Heyman raising Rollins’ arm.
The following night would need a big angle. Because
post-‘Mania RAWs have big angles now. It’s the done thing. Mine would take
place in the final segment of the show. The Authority and Heyman would throw
Rollins a lavish in-ring celebration for his first WWE title win. Stephanie and
Triple H would put him over as the future of the company and the industry as a
whole. Heyman would gush about his ability and declare himself Rollins’s new
agent, met with questioning glances between Stepher and Trips.
Rollins would be handed the mic and would acknowledge
that, yes, he truly is the best thing ever. But he’d also say that while he
appreciated The Authority’s help he didn’t need it. He’d have made it to the
top without them sooner or later, because true talent can’t be held back. He’d
mention Reigns’s complaining, stating that his face fits but he’s not the
talent Rollins is. He’d get more openly aggressive, talking about how WWE holds
down wrestlers who are capable and deserving of so much more than they’re
given. He’d end by saying that as champion he considers it his responsibility
to lead from the front, making sure everyone gets what they deserve and putting
on the best match every night.
Triple H would get in Rollins’ face, berating him and
having a go and blah-blah-blah. What you’d expect from him in this sort of
segment basically. With the camera closed in on the two of them we wouldn’t see
Cesaro, Tyson Kidd, and Adrian Neville until they were in the ring. They’d make
quick work of Kane, Big Show, and J&J, then take their time with Triple H.
Heyman would applaud this from ringside and the show would go off the air with
every male champion on the main roster standing on a turnbuckle with the COO
laying defeated beneath them.
The intention would be for wrestling ability to become
more important to WWE from this point, and this group would be able to have
good matches with everyone on the roster. They’d also work as tweeners. Rollins
would be a heel against someone like Daniel Bryan because he stole his moment
and his title at WrestleMania. But he’d be a face against someone like Reigns
who’d be arguing that he should just be given everything he wants because he is
so obviously imbued with the traditional requirements for the top spot. The
intention would be to expand the group quickly with the very good wrestlers. An
initial story would be the group trying to recruit Sami Zayn, who would have
debuted hours before their formation, and Zayn declining, wanting to earn his
way to the top rather than get it through politicking and a gang mentality. I’d
avoid including Dolph Ziggler at first so that he could feud with the group. If
it caught on he could join later.
Long term there would be several title contenders ready
for Rollins. Bryan would be entitled to a rematch. Orton would have pinned
Rollins hours before he won the championship. Rusev would have pinned Cena, a major
accomplishment within WWE. Reigns’s attitude would fit well with The Authority
would contrast with the new group’s, and he’d have already stated his desire to
be the top boy.
Cena and Reigns would both have lengthy arcs to occupy
them. Reigns could do his entitled routine until people became sick of booing
him and embraced him as a cool heel. At that point a slow turn could be
started, with an eye to having him win the world title as the culmination of that.
Cena would be plagued by self-doubt after his loss to Rusev (shut up, yes he would) and would decide he wants to work
his way back up, having a match with everyone on the roster to prove to himself
he’s still as good as he and his fans thought. That could culminate in a
rematch with Rusev, a title match, or challenging Undertaker at WrestleMania
32. He could even take a few months off to “rediscover himself”, giving the
younger guys time in the spotlight.
Would this be better than what WWE will give us? We’ll
know in a few months. But I don’t think it would be dreadful. If only because
it would give WE the shakeup it’s been needing for a long time.
***
For ease and simplicity here are the matches I’ve laid
out above.
Royal Rumble (25.01.15)
Daniel Bryan to win the Royal Rumble, last eliminating Roman
ReignsBrock Lesnar to defeat John Cena and Seth Rollins to retain the WWE championship
The Usos to defeat The Miz and Damien Mizdow to retain the tag team championship
The Bella twins to defeat Paige and Natalya
The Ascension to defeat The New Age Outlaws
Fast Lane
(22.02.15)
Brock Lesnar to defeat Seth Rollins to retain the WWE
championshipDaniel Bryan to defeat Roman Reigns to retain his number one contender status
Bad News Barrett to defeat Ziggler to retain the Intercontinental championship
Paige to defeat Brie to earn a Divas championship match at WrestleMania
Rusev US title retirement ceremony
Sheamus and Ambrose to defeat The Wyatt Family
Orton to defeat Jamie Noble, Joey Mercury, Kane and Big Show in a gauntlet match
The Dust Brothers to defeat The Miz and Damien Mizdow
WrestleMania 31
(29.03.15)
Daniel Bryan to defeat Brock Lesnar for the WWE
championshipSting to defeat Triple H
Paige to defeat Nikki Bella for the Divas championship
Undertaker to defeat Bray Wyatt
Rusev to defeat John Cena
Dean Ambrose to defeat Luke Harper
Roman Reigns to defeat Dolph Ziggler
Adrian Neville to defeat Bad News Barrett for the Intercontinental championship
Randy Orton to defeat Seth Rollins
(Pre-show) Damien Mizdow to defeat The Miz
(Pre-show) The Masters of the Universe to defeat The Ascension, the Usos and the Dusts Brothers for the tag team championships
(Pre-show) Sheamus to defeat Erick Rowan
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